Who will enter the squared circle only to be tossed over the top velvet rope? Whose looks will SLAY on and off of the blood stained red carpet? Who will… well frankly… slap the Chris Rock out of someone?

SLAM PORTAL III: “BELT IT OUT!” (lots of cameras flashing)

Join SLAM PORTAL as it risks all of its budget to open a multidimensional door to a 1991 award show ceremony. This is the stuff they should’ve left on the indies! Instead, we gather to bear witness to INTERGALACTIC BATTLE on an electric space plane while also making people feel like their cultural work is VALUED!

Get ready for a lifetime aggrievement award brought to you by an archaic and out of touch Academy of Slamming Arts! Now that's refined and civilized! SLAM PORTAL promises to deliver 4 HOURS of violent accolades like never before. Be prepared for meat on meat dress smacking, lip sync tape skipping, viral MEGA-WOLF-MODE CHAMPION LUIGI PRIMO action!!